Assalamu'alaikum !
Here are some early morning jokes to start off the day. It’s nice to know that Englishmen do make a joke of themselves, too. Have a sense of humour, please! As for us, we do need to take some time off each day for a healthy laugh. Well, laugh your hearts out today and be cheerful always. Salaam.
Here are some early morning jokes to start off the day. It’s nice to know that Englishmen do make a joke of themselves, too. Have a sense of humour, please! As for us, we do need to take some time off each day for a healthy laugh. Well, laugh your hearts out today and be cheerful always. Salaam.
Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.
In a London Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
Outside a London second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC.
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a London conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT,
THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,
BUT THE BULL CHARGES
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