World's Longest Ambulance

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Dubai already has the tallest office building, the tallest residential building and the biggest aquarium in the world and as of this week it can add the longest ambulance to its list of records.

The world's longest ambulance is 18 meters (59 feet) and can hold up to 44 patients at the same time. It will immediately go to the accident scene and rescue a large number of the injured who will get treatment inside till they are transferred to the hospital.

The blue and white stretch-ambulance features a helicopter landing pad on its roof as well as Internet and satellite facilities for the doctors. With state-of-the-art operating rooms, an intensive care unit, a radiography room and an integrated pharmacy, the ambulance is more like a mobile hospital.

Salaam.

The Cowboy

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A cowboy buys a horse from a friend, who tells him to say “Phew” to make the horse go and “Bah” to make it stop.

The cowboy jumps onto the saddle and says, “It’s getting dark — time to set off.” And then he shouts, “Phew!”

The horse starts to gallop quickly. “Whoa, whoa!” the cowboy yells, but the horse refuses to stop.

They are almost at the brink of a deep canyon, and it seems the cowboy will meet with an unpleasant death. Luckily, at the very last moment, he remembers the right word to use. He yells, “Bah!” The equine animal stops, just inches from the edge.

Looking down at the rocks hundreds of feet below, the cowboy is relieved that he has come through the danger. He wipes the sweat from his forehead and says, “Phew!”

The Prayer Of Islam

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Prayer is an open line to Allah.
No network problems,
No low batteries,
No connection errors,
No charging needed,
Always good signals,
All calls answered and
All messages sent.

The Prophet's Favourite Food

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Come swallow a bit of info regarding food that the Prophet likes best. Try compare with our best menu. Any similarities? There better be some, if not at all! Salaam.

Dates

The Prophet (SAW) said that a house without dates has no food. It should also be eaten at the time of childbirth.

Pomegranate

The Prophet (SAW) said it cleanses you of Satan and evil aspirations for 40 days.

Melon

The Prophet (SAW) said: "None of your women who are pregnant and eat of water melon will fail to produce off spring that is good in countenance and good in character."

Olive Oil

Excellent treatment for skin and hair, delays old age, and treats inflammation of the stomach.

Honey

Considered the best remedy for diarrhoea when mixed in hot water. It is the food of foods, drink of drinks and drug of drugs. It is used for creating appetite, strengthening the stomach, eliminating phlegm; as a meat preservative, hair conditioner, eye soother and mouthwash. It is extremely beneficial in the morning in warm water.

Grapes

The Prophet (SAW) was very fond of grapes - it purifies the blood, provides vigour and health, strengthens the kidneys and clears the bowels.

Milk

The Prophet (SAW) said that milk wipes away heat from the heart just as the finger wipes away sweat from the brow. It strengthens the back, improved the brain, renews vision and drives away forgetfulness.

Vinegar

A food Prophet Muhammad (SAW) used to eat with olive oil. [That's now a fashion in elite Italian Restaurants]

English Speaking Teacher

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Here's a few cartoon strips to ease off the stress and pressure after a hard day's work. Enjoy and relax. Salam.

Happy Teacher's Day

English Can Be Fun

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Here are some early morning jokes to start off the day. It’s nice to know that Englishmen do make a joke of themselves, too. Have a sense of humour, please! As for us, we do need to take some time off each day for a healthy laugh. Well, laugh your hearts out today and be cheerful always. Salaam.

Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.

In a London Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

Outside a London second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC.
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a London conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT,
THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,
BUT THE BULL CHARGES

Future Pictures of Makkah and Madinah

A) Jamarat Project in Mina Makkah Al Mukkarrma after completion
B) Makkah-Al-Mukkarrma after 12 years
C) Electric Trains will be started next year from Haram to Mina, Mina to Muzdalifa, Muzdalifa to Arafat
D) Holy Kaaba'a Mataaf covered with 4 umbrellas
E) Haram Mosque will look like this after three years
F) A big housing project started near the Holy Haram
G) Madinah Haram Mosque after four years.

Salam !

Try This...

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Ever heard of one of the longest (and probably among the most difficult to pronounce) placenames on earth? Well, here it is! Try to pronounce it if you can. But, don't get your tongue entangled though, hehe. Happy trying... Salam.

The 58-character name Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is the famous name of a town on Anglesey, an island of Wales. This place's name is actually 51 letters long, as certain character groups in Welsh are considered as one letter, for instance ll, ng and ch. It is generally agreed, however, that this invented name, adopted in the mid-19th century, was contrived solely to be the longest name of any town in Britain. The official name of the place is Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll, commonly abbreviated to Llanfairpwll or the somewhat jocular Llanfair PG.